Monday, March 23, 2009

My Apologies

I am so, so, so sorry, but I will have to do a little bit of tweaking on that last chapter. Some of the facts are messed up and whatnot. I'll get it sorted (hehehe). Until then, please give me ideas, suggestions, ect. and don't forget:

"A lady of Narnia must remember to check the ingredients in the chocolate cake her friend brought to school so that she doesn't almost eat a cake full of stupid tree nuts that would have KILLED HER."

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Happy Narnia Day

Happy Narnia Day, everyone! I made sure my entire cheerleading squad was aware of the occasion. My friend Emma and I watched Prince Caspian in car, until I started to feel sick. Then I sat up front and stopped watching. FEAR NOT! I watched the end of the movie as well as The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe the instant I got home. I definitely freaked almost all of my friends out by saying the lines along with the movies, and Emma and her sisters Jordan and Katie came to me with all of their Narnian questions. I am now desperately longing for an adventure of my own. Does anyone consider getting carsick an adventure?



On another note NOT about me, I can't help but notice that it seems like everyone wants a fanfic on this blog. Well, everyone except for the person who voted for bunnies. Here is a short preview of the novel I plan on writing.

"The Gentle"
Chapter One

Susan sat on the floor with her friends, Margie, Elizabeth and Mary. They were having a great time going through magazines and chatting and enjoying one another's company.
"Oh, look at this!" Margie cried. Of course, Susan looked.
"Its lovely," Susan said, smiling faintly. She shivered suddenly.
"Are you alright?" Elizabeth asked.
Susan was not feeling very alright. "Of course," Susan said softly. Why was her stomach hurting all of the sudden?
Mary finished with the magazine she was reading. "I can't wait for the dance on Friday."
"I'll bet Charles will be there," Elizabeth said with a sigh. Normally, Susan would have playfully joked about Elizabeth liking Charles Michael, but for some reason her head was throbbing. Something was wrong.
"Are you going to ask him to dance?" Margie asked.
"I don't know..." Elizabeth muttered. "Should I?"
Susan held her stomach. Perhaps it was homesickness. It didn't matter whether or not she was homesick, her entire family was on the train. Well, sort of. The Professor (that poor, crazy old man) be getting dementia. Her Aunt Polly (not a real aunt) and the dear Professor were all certain that something was wrong in Narnia. Susan had thought they were playing along to keep Lucy happy, but soon all of her siblings as well as her cousin Eustace and a girl named Jill were all dragged into it. Now they were all on different trains, rushing around the country in one giant game of pretend. Susan rolled her eyes. They were being so silly and childish, taking a train on a mission to 'save Narnia', a land which Susan knew didn't exist. She recalled her conversation with her three siblings before they had left for their seperate trains.
"You sure you don't want to come, Su?" Edmund asked.
"No," she said firmly. "For the last time, no. I can't believe you're all being so... so..."
"Stupid? Childish?" Peter said with a scowl.
"Foolish," Susan replied.
"Susan," Lucy said softly, "You must remember."
"Yes, I remember," Susan replied coldly.
"Then you'll come?" Lucy said hopefully.
"I remember playing games and pretend," Susan said, crossing her arms. "There is no such thing as Narnia."
"Susan, you were there. You can't just forget something like that," Peter said, taking his sister's hand.
"Come on, Su. Be reasonable," Edmund pleaded. "You can't just imagine something like Narnia. It has to be real."
Susan held her head high. "Even if Narnia was real, I'm going to Margie's house. We've had plans for weeks: it would be rude to cancel."
Lucy pouted. "Susan!" she cried.
"No, Lucy," Susan said. Her mind was set. "Mom and Dad already purchased the train tickets. I'm not going, and that's final." Susan thought of the look on her siblings faces. Lucy's eyes had shown she was deeply hurt. Edmund looked at Susan sadly, while Peter had his arms crossed and was shaking his head.
"Susan? Susan, are you alright? You're white as a sheet," Elizabeth said.
Susan shook her head. "Oh, yes, um... I'm just a little dizzy."
"Do you want to lie down?" Margie asked.
"No. I'll be fine." Susan leaned up against the wall.
There was a light knocking on the door, and then the door swung open. It was Margie's mother. "Susan, I'm afraid you have to go," she said, her voice trembling.
"Why..." Susan started, but the look on Margie's mother face was so troubled that Susan had no choice but to scramble to her feet, wave goodbye to her friends, and scurry after her. Once the two were in the hall, Margie's mother took a deep breath.
"I'm afraid I'm the one who has to tell you this, Susan," Margie's mother said after a few deep breaths. "There's been an accident."
"What sort of accident?"
"A train accident."
"You don't mean...?"
"They're dead, Susan. It happened very fast, there weren't any survivors."
Susan blinked back tears, but it didn't work. She broke down, sobbing, and leaned into Margie's mother's embrace. All for some pretend world... Susan thought sadly, and continued crying.

Please, any corrections or ideas. I just typed this up real quick, so I'm always willing to make some changes.

And finally: "A lady of Narnia must try to look totally composed, even if she ran out onto the floor early before her individual routine and at least five moms have it on tape."

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Little Hero, The Winter Coat and The Wardrobe

I'll be honest. My first encounter with a wardrobe was NOT a very good one. I don't know about other wardrobes, but mine is a man-eater. It all started when I was around six...

My dad was at work. My mom was changing Girl #3's diaper (Girl #4 was non-existent). It was the middle of winter, and I wanted to go play in the snow. (For anyone who knows me personally, this was in the house before I moved across town.) So I headed over to the wardrobe to get my winter coat. However, the handle of our wardrobe is very annoying. I was five, so I guess I pulled a little too hard. The wardrobe came crashing down on me, but somehow, the door swung open just in time. (Aslan, perhaps?) Even though I was safe underneath the tons of winter coats, there was no air. I was suffocating and screaming, but my mom couldn't hear me. Luckily, Girl #2, my darling sister HoHo (not her real name) just so happened to pass by. Hearing my muffled screams, she summoned all the strength in her tiny body to lift the wardrobe. (More magic!) I was alive, but scared to death. Well, not to death. But you know what I mean. I paid back my sister by rescuing her when a cabinet fell on top of both of us. (I don't know how these things happen to me...)

Yet, years later, El and I did make one or two attempts to find Narnia through that same wardrobe. Of course, it wasn't full of winter coats any more. Rather, it was stuffed with table cloths and party favors and lots of junk. It isn't the kind of wardrobe you could step into, needless to say, lock yourself into. Perhaps we're just being silly, but I figure that I'd rather be childish and enjoy life for as long as I can before being burdened down with all the stupid 'grown-up' things that got poor Susan into trouble. But when I find a way into Narnia, you'll all be the first to know.

"A lady of Narnia must try and not fall asleep, even if science class is unbearably boring and she only had 6 hours of sleep the previous night thanks to a good book about a girl who lives in a funeral home."

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Something NOT Related to Narnia

I know this is a Narnian blog. But just let me vent for like, 2 paragraphs! Please?

I finally got the New York Yankees baseball cap I wanted. Just one problem: IT IS HUGE. It covers most of my ears and my hair, so that the way my bangs hang out it looks like guy hair. And (according to El, Anna Marie, and Gracia) that makes me look like William Moseley, which is just plain weird. I quote: "Without my hair, I am nothing." Never have truer words been spoken.

A lady of Narnia must try and not throw up when the guys next to her are talking about bodily odor while she's trying to act.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

"Start spreading the news..."

Allow me to quote the oh so awesome Frank Sinatra while I sing, "START SPREADING THE NEWS!" According to Viola's blog (if you are reading this, Viola, I love your blog so, so, so much and thank you for adding a link to my blog on your site), The Voyage of the Dawn Treader script is complet-o!!! I totally agree with Viola's point of view here, so here's the link to her blog so that you can read up and get ready for the next epic Narnia film!

(http://bitonarnia.blogspot.com/2009/03/vdt-script-is-done.html)

So, please, start spreading the news!!! VDT is going to rock (hopefully) and I'm sure that both Elwen and Viola will agree, especially since there will be more Skandar in it.

"A lady of Narnia must help her mother at the laundromat when their stupid washing machine breaks down, even if there are FIVE DIFFERENT WASHERS FULL OF CLOTHING and all you really want to do is go home and eat some raisins."

PS - It is true that I have touched a person (sister) who has touched a person (friend) who has touched a person (cousin) who is friends with Ben Barnes who has touched Skandar who has touched Will who has touched Georgie who has touched Anna which therefore means that we are strangely connected. I know that El is still recovering from shock.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

The Winner Is...

The winner of the Most Popular Pevensie award goes too...

Peter Pevensie! Huzzah! Here are the results.

Peter - 3 votes (37%)
Susan - 1 vote (12%)
Edmund - 2 votes (25%)
Lucy - 2 votes (25%)

A very close competition. I shall post a new poll ASAP, and I hope you had fun voting!